Blogger Sucks

Okay. So it's been 17 days since I reappeared in full manly cowboy regalia. And then I disappeared again. Go figure.

Anyway, Blogger is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY

Howdy!

Well, I reckon that ah'm surprised that ennywun still looks at these 'ere page, but lo 'n behole, ah found out that ah git about 20 hits a day. Whut in tarnation izzat all 'bout, innyway?

Ah fuckit, I can't write like that all the time, it's craziness!

Anyway, so, yeah, I'm all "done" with bootcamp, but that's just bullshit, because like most promises at this place, they're filled with

More apologies...

Man, I feel bad that I haven't had as much time to blog about things. Like Shaheed Khan who was "extradited" from Suriname. What a bullshit story. Is it too much to ask for our Ambassadors to at least know that there is no such thing as an Interpol arrest warrant? And I'd love to talk more about how our government's networks are far from secure. And the World Cup? That would have been fun

Demon Duck of Doom

Never, ever, underestimate the power of alliteration. If I told you that Australian paleontologists had found a "really big duck" fossil, it wouldn't be so exciting. But if I told you that they had found a "demon duck of doom"? Well, that's more exciting. So, too, if I told you that they had found a "galloping kangaroo." What's better than an galloping kangaroo? A "Killer Kangaroo," that's

PoppieProng's PlayGround

Holy Fuck, it's been a while. So how're you doing? Doing all right? Good, good... Anyway, I thought I'd try something new for a change: an audio blog. Except, um... I can't. Damn. And I thought it was pretty good, too....

Promotion

I, Brother Neutron Bomb of Enlightened Compassion, have been promoted. My new position entails a shitload more work for the next 2 months at least, so my blogging, which has been way sporadic anyway, will probably become even more sporadic. Cheers, mates!

Dammit!

Reason 1,098,564,872,376 I wish I lived in Austin: Ministry will be at La Zona Rosa as part of the MasterBaTour on July 20, a Thursday. I just picked up the new album, Rio Grande Blood. Fucking HARD album.